It now seems evident that our “Stable Genius President” is infected with a virus (no not THAT one). He shows many signs that he has mad cow disease. The symptoms are serious and include impaired thinking, dementia, difficulty speaking and seizures. The human version of mad cow disease is caused by taking in infected material (Fox News).

Or perhaps Trump’s behavior could be explained by his addiction to Clorox. Recently he has insisted about painting the border wall (Big Beautiful One) black. The $500 million cost for the black paint is worth it to him. Just wait till a pair of brown hands touches that hot metal. Besides, we don’t have anything better to do with $500 million ... chicken feed right?

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